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Half-Empty Mouthwash
miércoles, marzo 28, 2007
Half-Empty Mouthwash
Written by Justin Monton
“…Kukurookookoo..”
Waking up early is a usual routine for me. Why? Because I have to check my friendster account and this dating website that enables me to meet more and more people.
A message. Ahhh, from Malaya, my friend who’s always there to be with me in mall trips! And another one. From Paul, my suitor (yihee). That bastard doesn’t really learn and put on his head that I hate him to pieces, arggghh!!
And another message, from Jorge, my buddy, that fella doesn’t fail to make me blush with his messages. I don’t care for those people, for they just want to play with me and write me on the list of their “flings.”
“… The early bird… yeah right! Whatever..”
Next is my morning routine, at 12 o’clock, I have to take a bath, clean my ears, my belly button and my nose then put lotion all over my body and cologne. I must smell good so I can attract more and more people. YEAH! Next is packing my things, first on the list is my cologne, next is a pack of tissue and then my mouth wash, breath mints, alcohol and lastly, condoms. Men in this present time gets so irresponsible that they always forget to put an extra contraceptive on hand for them to use in times of emergency.
“… Ohhh girls, just wanna have fun!!”
I have to get to my next destination, the mall, as fast as I can. Ill stay there till the sun goes down, oh! And meet Malaya, we’ll have lunch together, where else? Shakey’s!!! if not in Shakey’s, we’ll be in Tokyo Tokyo, why? Because they have the cutest service crews there! After we eat, we usually leave something in the package counter in front of the mall so we could drop a “hi” to Lance, the package counter boy there. Afterwards, we’ll be watching “The Prostitute,” a movie about a whore who died because of AIDS. Isn’t it ironic? Liberation, bad, business, death.
“… As the sign fades away...”
In the movie, when things get hotter and sexier, Malaya and I usually do something that we must not do. What can we do? We cant help it and besides, all of the people in the movie house are doing the same thing, we’re just being ourselves. After the movie, we normally drop by the bathroom and have a retouch, you know? We have to look fresh after one activity. After that, we always go to the arcade section and play “Dawn of the dead,” when guys see us playing this game, they can’t resist saying “hello,” and that’s how we met our other flings, hell!! They really look good. After spending a hundred or two on that game, we will eat our dinner, I have to recharge for a long night life and after eating dinner, Malaya and I will separate ways and Jemimah will fetch me to go to that “barn” in Malate.
On the ride, we usually listen to “slut” songs, like the one playing now, “Stars are Blind” by Paris Hilton.
“… I can make it nice and naughty, with the devil and angel too!”
I always get energetic when the song reaches this part, Jemimah and I sings this with the “waving of our shoulders” dance step, this song never fails to boost our energy for the whole night party. After some few songs finish on our list, we will then arrive at the famous “The Barn.” It is a small 2 floor-building where people dance until their lungs comes out. Loud music, alcohol, lust, crazy lights and liberation are some of the things that you will normally see when you enter a party house. When people get serious, they go upstairs where darkness is present, that’s why it is called “The Dark Room,” it’s a room where people who don’t have a “place” to pour their horny feelings go. But I don’t go there, for I think that’s too cheap, and besides, I pick the people I kiss or make love with, I usually go with the people who has a big bulge on their pockets, for in this modern time, feelings are not important, we must be practical and at the same time, have fun!
“… Nothing can stop us, not now I love you, they’re not gonna get us…”
It will never go out of the barn’s play list, for many people there can relate to that song, a song about an eternal love from members of the third sex. After some alcohol shots, I get tipsy and then drunk. When the clock strikes twelve, all people at the party are normally wasted. We go wild, dance steps like “head bang,” “close contact grind,” and “f*ck me” are all done by the wasted people. When I get drunk, I don’t do dance steps, I kiss everybody in the house. Even waiters! Whose job is only to serve their customers but they go wild with me! Oh, I almost forgot, I think I’m not lucky this night, I think no one will take me home and have fun till the morning.
“… and light do fades away…”
After a long night of dancing, kissing, partying and wasting money, Jemimah and I usually checks in a hotel, but not this night, we were both unlucky, for no one was perceived by our beauty, so we’ll just go straight home and get a good night sleep.
“… Maybe surrounded by, a million people I, I feel all alone, I just wanna go home.”
When going home, Jemimah and I get so emotional, totally emotional that we almost break down, especially when the song “home” plays, I don’t want to go home, I want to have fun and party, but enough for this night, I have spent 3 thousand pesos but my heart still says that I want to party.
“… gumagabi na, ako’y uuwi na, tapos na ang saya, balik na sa problema.”
When I sit and reflect on my bed, this song always play in my head, I always think of ideas about liberalization, discrimination, prostitution, the party that just happened and other personal problems. And I cant help but be silent and again, think. And then I get sad, for remembering those wild lights, loud sounds, over-liberated people, crazy dance steps and good wine makes me feel ecstatic, and at the same time, empty, I just realized that my “escape” is over, escape from a world where I am totally alone. An unwanted tear suddenly fell, a symbol of disappointment of myself, I feel so alone that I think no one understands and cares for me. Ever since I reached the stage of adolescence, I’ve been searching for the assurance that someone will pick me if there will be instances that they need to pick between other people or me, the assurance that someone will be knocking at my hospital door, bringing cake and trying to comfort me when I am sick, or just the assurance that someone is always there caring for me, until now, I cant find those assurance. And then there’s silence, it also added to the feeling that I’ve been telling you, emptiness, and then I fall to sleep.
“…Twinkle twinkle little st SHUT UP!! Were trying to get some sleep here!!”
By the way, this is Jeremy, saying goodnight and party.
“… tapos na ang saya, balik na sa problema.”
About The Author:
Justin Monton, born in April 9 1991 in the small province of Cavite, a film maker who tackles issues about liberalization, no wonder he is one of the most controversial directors in this modern time. He is also known for his fearless views and opinions about politics and social statuses. For the past 10 years, he has been taking home the best picture award from Oscars for his 10 works of wonder. His movie “Raketista,” one of the movies who earned the Oscar’s best picture award, has been playing 5 years since its show date. With these achievements, Justin stayed simple opening the minds of people and helping the indigents, you can usually find him partying in the most expensive bars in the world.
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at dhail wala akong maisip na post.. gumaya na lang ako kay meryl!
hehe..
eto ay english project. ang original title niyan eh "a day in a life of a bitch,"
pero parang straight to the point yung title kaya pinalitan ko into half-empty mouthwash. yehey.
Etiquetas: proyekto-tapos
